13 Jan 2012

Zombie Fitness Friday - Educating the Masses

Last night I had a training session with Cardiff Castle Garrison, where we practiced spear attack, defence and counter-attack. It was great fun, but insanely tiring (something to do with lunging with 9 feet of wood and metal). It made me realise that my stamina has taken a bit of a battering over the holidays, so that will be my #1 focus for the time being. My grip isn't that good either, so if anyone has any tips on improving that then please let me know.

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I was looking at a post over at post-acocalyptic survival blog In Case of Survival, where they were discussing putting survival advice in nursery rhymes to educate children right from the start. This got me thinking that education is just as important as being faster than the things trying to eat you.

When the apocalypse hits, how many of us are going to know how to survive? I mean, really? With our sheltered, modern lives, opening a can of baked beans can be a nightmare if we don't have the right do-hickey that does the job for us. How long do we expect to survive with little to no power, water or heating?

With that in mind, designating schools/learning centres within your survival groups is key. Much like Druids were the centres of learning in Celtic tribes, in order to survive you need to get smart, quickly. People need to learn basic survival skills; scavenging for food, making a fire, sleeping downwind, hunting wild animals etc. If your idea of making basic medicine is repeatedly tapping the A button (as in most video game RPGs) then you're going to be one of the first to die.

Comment of the week goes to Alex J. Cavanaugh for last week's topic, "Where do you consider the safest place to be during a zombie outbreak?",

"The safest place? The moon!" (very true, Alex. But there are other nasties up there, like Space Nazis)

What survival skill would you like to learn most? What could you teach to others?

16 comment(s):

  1. Survival skill: cardio.
    Teach others: how to be zombie fodder ;)

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  2. Have you thought about using a stress ball type thing for the grip, or the spring grips that body builders use. I think you can get them in Argos.

    www.valleysshutterbug.blogspot.com

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    1. Good idea, I'll have to nip off an grab a set before the next training session.

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  3. Crap, didn't think about Space Nazis...

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  4. i'm pretty good with outdoor survival. We were taught all that, including how to survive in the woods in a MN winter.
    I could really use more education regarding firearms

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  5. i'd die. like right away.
    i need to learn what plants are safe to eat and stuff...
    didn't homer simpson say, "leaves of three, let it be. leaves of four, eat some more???"

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  6. I need more survival Girl Scout skills. Why did I quit in the 5th grade? I'd be a liability when the zombies rise. I have to get tough and smart, enough to fend off the undead as well as the nasty thieves after my stuff and to keep me from poisoning myself or starving.

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  7. I'm glad they are making cans of beans with the pull of tops now. Whew!

    I wonder if necromancy would work on zombies?

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  8. Hmmm... I know how to shoot. I know how to stab. Uhmm... that leaves sprinting and obstacle courses. :-P

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  9. Um... how to guzzle wine? Get us AND the zombies drunk, and I'd bet humans would whoop their butts.

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  10. damn, Space Nazis, I knew the space wasn't safe either... not to mention The Borg....

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  11. My honey has become slightly obsessed with EDC (everyday carry) which seems to consist of preparing himself for any possible invasion. All I need to do is stick to his side and I'll be fine :-)

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  12. Hi you...
    I had grip problems when I was learning double fire-staff - my left hand is a bit pansy... I found the best way of strengthening my grip was 20 minutes at least each day one gripping and releasing one of those worry ball things - really helped and stopped me setting fire to my hair quite so much :)
    Lx

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  13. I most want to learn how to run away and hide. In a department store with a decent food court.

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    1. A sound idea. But then you have a Dawn of the Dead type situation ...

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